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Post by foxy » 30 Jan 2005, 13:45

and a dog in trouble

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Post by DG » 30 Jan 2005, 17:10

...isn't to be taken lightly.

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Post by Porty » 30 Jan 2005, 17:26

Nor taken from behind. Coincidentally...

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Post by foxy » 30 Jan 2005, 17:39

his master Torquil had recently

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Post by Porty » 30 Jan 2005, 18:10

enquired about the possibility of..

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Post by teddygirl » 30 Jan 2005, 18:26

having him neutered in case...

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Post by CatzVP » 30 Jan 2005, 20:54

he impregnated a small fluffy
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Post by Porty » 30 Jan 2005, 22:46

Chiua..Chuia...Chuuiha....Chiuhaha........................Poodle.

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Post by teddygirl » 30 Jan 2005, 23:17

called Chloe who lived with

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Post by CatzVP » 31 Jan 2005, 05:11

a small embarrassing infliction called......
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Post by teddygirl » 31 Jan 2005, 08:30

ctenocephalides canis in otherwords fleas

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Post by Porty » 31 Jan 2005, 13:43

Fleas made her more attractive

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Post by CatzVP » 31 Jan 2005, 14:36

as they emphasized her large.....
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Post by Porty » 31 Jan 2005, 15:18

eyes, which her fluffiness had

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Post by Pal of Porty » 31 Jan 2005, 15:21

concealed since she returned from
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Post by Porty » 31 Jan 2005, 15:36

Iraq, where poodles wear veils

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Post by teddygirl » 31 Jan 2005, 16:32

and Komondors wear corded coats

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Post by Porty » 31 Jan 2005, 16:42

At least the elections have

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Post by teddygirl » 31 Jan 2005, 16:55

decided who will be the

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Post by Porty » 31 Jan 2005, 16:58

transitionary assembly. Patch wasn't bothered

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Post by CatzVP » 31 Jan 2005, 20:53

....he only cared about things......
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Post by Pal of Porty » 31 Jan 2005, 21:22

like fluffiness and Portobello's best
Justice delayed is justice denied.

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Post by CatzVP » 31 Jan 2005, 21:59

public house, which is the....
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Post by foxy » 31 Jan 2005, 22:11

one with the really subtle

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Post by teddygirl » 31 Jan 2005, 22:56

wallpaper,green and yellow stripes

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Post by CatzVP » 31 Jan 2005, 22:58

....not to mention the crazed....
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Post by teddygirl » 31 Jan 2005, 23:01

sinks toilets and smelly urinals

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Post by flearoy » 01 Feb 2005, 00:15

in which a drunk
there's no excuses you have the same length of time as shakespeare and van goth.

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Post by Lizzie » 01 Feb 2005, 00:18

Felt sick and spewed up :pukeleft:

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Post by CatzVP » 01 Feb 2005, 00:34

...a mutton vindaloo that he....
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Post by teddygirl » 01 Feb 2005, 08:37

found lying on the prom

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Post by CatzVP » 01 Feb 2005, 09:01

...Half eaten by the Seagulls........
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Post by Maria » 01 Feb 2005, 09:26

which were attacking poor Patch
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Post by rathbone » 01 Feb 2005, 09:45

Fluffy weapons of mass destruction
I have nothing to say and I'm going to say it.

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Post by teddygirl » 01 Feb 2005, 10:22

were dropping their feathers everywhere

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