2000 Post Celebration Quiz

mr magnolia · Post by **mr magnolia** » 09 Mar 2005, 23:30

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 09 Mar 2005, 23:56

There once was a Poet called Nicol
With his rhymes the poor yanks he would tickle.
They thought he was cute, in his neat kilted suit
I would happily chop of his cods with a sickle.

mr magnolia · Post by **mr magnolia** » 10 Mar 2005, 00:14

There once was a man called Porty
who's spelling was terribly norty
he made up a sharp rhyme
in remarkable thyme
but 'get OFF' cried magnolia, snorty.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 10 Mar 2005, 10:13

Magnolia, this rhyming is a bit of a whizz
Although we are supposed to be talking quiz
An idea has popped into my head
You guessed it- a limerick thread.

POL members we could torment and tease
I feel we could do it with consumate ease
On local topics we could surely wax lyrical
Bob might join in-now that would be a miracle.

DG · Post by DG » 10 Mar 2005, 10:40

You guessed it- a limerick thread.

Go on then

DG

mr magnolia · Post by **mr magnolia** » 10 Mar 2005, 11:07

A limerick thread?
I feel ill in the head.
But just now I'm at work
I can't act like a burk
so I'll be back once the weans are abed

dccairns · Post by **dccairns** » 10 Mar 2005, 11:07

Porty

I have just stumbled upon this thread and am so glad that you got the answer to no 10 right. So in the words of Saint Bob of Geldof, "gies the *** money".

I must correct you on a point though; I was dragged up in Yorkshire from a very tender age but I was born here, in Simpson's maternity unit.

mr magnolia · Post by **mr magnolia** » 10 Mar 2005, 11:09

dccairns wrote: I was dragged up in Yorkshire from a very tender age but I was born here, in Simpson's maternity unit.

how scary - youre not my wife, are you?

dccairns · Post by **dccairns** » 10 Mar 2005, 15:50

I've been meaning to come clean about my double life and the parallel universe I inhabit. Sorry it had to come out this way...