Your ideal job is.....

bearcub · Post by **bearcub** » 07 Jul 2005, 20:35

http://www.jobpredictor.com/

Mine is a Speaking Clock Stand-in!

Although apparently Bearcub would make a good Chef

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 07 Jul 2005, 20:40

Ooh er...I should be a ping pong ball inspector...never met one of those in real life

Foxy on the other hand should be a Professional Shopper, now that I could do no problem, 7 days a week preferrably

mr magnolia · Post by **mr magnolia** » 07 Jul 2005, 21:22

pole dancer and lottery winner for me!

Post by **wangi** » 07 Jul 2005, 21:37

Make way for the stunt man chef.

Bob Jefferson · Post by **Bob Jefferson** » 07 Jul 2005, 21:44

Porn director, apparently. I knew I had missed my vocation.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 07 Jul 2005, 21:55

Dadaist, Your ideal job is a Playing for a soccor team. </a>

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 07 Jul 2005, 22:00

Trained assassin and prostitute

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 07 Jul 2005, 22:07

Poppy = computer nerd

First name only = tree surgeon

First and surname = muppet impersonator

Pal of Porty · Post by **Pal of Porty** » 07 Jul 2005, 22:15

My ideal job is relaxing with a bottle of wine in the evening sun, wondering what my ideal job should be.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 07 Jul 2005, 22:16

Sandra wrote:Trained assassin and prostitute

I guess you'd get hired cos people would know they'd get lots of bang for their buck.

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 07 Jul 2005, 22:36

Office Gopher - I've made it then

!

ceejam · Post by **ceejam** » 08 Jul 2005, 15:07

ceejam, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver.

Yep, pretty close really!

Novastar · Post by **Novastar** » 08 Jul 2005, 17:57

Headmaster

My mum was a teacher and with their workload there is no way you will ever find me near a school.

Quite happy with the job I have. (speaking of which anyone on here from Abercorn vets??)

CatzVP · Post by **CatzVP** » 08 Jul 2005, 18:05

Land Registers of Scotland

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 08 Jul 2005, 18:13

Hoi, CatzVP, it's the Land Register - singular!!

The plural is Registers of Scotland as it is the LR PLUS the 'small departments' or whatever the name is these days!!

CatzVP · Post by **CatzVP** » 08 Jul 2005, 18:15

Poppy wrote:Hoi, CatzVP, it's the Land Register - singular!!

The plural is Registers of Scotland as it is the LR PLUS the 'small departments' or whatever the name is these days!!

You know Poppy.... after 10 years and did not realise that!

I wonder why...lol

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 09 Jul 2005, 15:10

Novastar wrote:(speaking of which anyone on here from Abercorn vets??)

Not that I know of - but we, as a community, seem to pay them lots of money

Mimpty · Post by **Mimpty** » 12 Jul 2005, 13:47

I love this!
My first name brought up Insurance Fraudster, my full name brought up...
Emperor of all the World!

bearcub · Post by **bearcub** » 13 Jul 2005, 19:46

Mimpty wrote:I love this!
My first name brought up Insurance Fraudster, my full name brought up...
Emperor of all the World!

All Hail Empress.........Mimpty

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 13 Jul 2005, 20:58

I got Porn Director

and Mad Scientist

rathbone · Post by **rathbone** » 14 Jul 2005, 10:31

It seems that I've wasted my time as an architect - according to this I should have been a heavy weight boxer, which, for those who know me, is definitely spot on (not).

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 14 Jul 2005, 11:09

stephen, Your ideal job is a Alien investigator.

How does stating what one has been doing for Years qualify as a prediction?

bellybabe · Post by **bellybabe** » 22 Jul 2005, 10:28

First name: pole dancer (I've been told I'd be good at that - other half has been trying to persuade me to do it to bring in some cash for years).

Surname: Street sweeper. My brothers are big in rubbish

, so could probably scav some assistance.

First and middle name - a God for everyone. Is that better than Mimpty's Empress?

And as for my screen name...
Bellybabe, Your ideal job is a Professional Tramp. (One of rubbish brothers also recycles cardboard so i'd be well sorted...)

Maybe I should quit college now.

CatzVP · Post by **CatzVP** » 22 Jul 2005, 17:39

Bellybabe wrote:pole dancer (I've been told I'd be good at that.)

And the next PoL night out is Where??????