Threatening Private Messages

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 28 Jul 2005, 20:37

I just got a threatening PM from ......... POPPY!!..... yes I know you will all be shocked and aghast. Basically she demanded I carry out a "delivery" job for her and if I failed to comply? She would carry out a foul act. This is what she said and I promise I have not edited it

I have a couple of planning booklets to pass to (name witheld). If I pooped into your emporium on Monday pm would you please take them to her hoose for me??

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 28 Jul 2005, 20:39

Not your first one surely

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 28 Jul 2005, 20:40

Well [name withheld] has no great faith in you - s/he thought you'd be more likely to post a hand grenade through her letter box than any booklets! So there.

PS PoP sent me a PM and called me Poopy - funnily enough he wanted a favour too when he lost a medical item [

] in Mr Poppy's hoose while the latter was chez moi!

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 28 Jul 2005, 20:42

foxy wrote:Not your first one surely

I get them every day. Mostly from the peace brigade.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 28 Jul 2005, 20:42

some people pay good money to have someone poop in their emporium

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 28 Jul 2005, 20:44

She has got to be Poopy from now on

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 28 Jul 2005, 20:47

Maybe we should have virtual ASBO's for this sort of eventuality

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 28 Jul 2005, 20:49

Where I come from poopy is often used in reference to someone who is rather intoxicated with drink. That could never be relevant in Poppy(sorry Poopy)'s case surely ?

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 28 Jul 2005, 20:50

Porty wrote:She has got to be Poopy from now on

Is revenge for Portly? If so, as the publik skoolboys would say, "pax"? I'll not call you Portly unless you've been very bad online.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 28 Jul 2005, 20:53

I think this topic should be flushed. If we keep posting on it, it'll keep floating up to the top.

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 28 Jul 2005, 20:54

When I was young poop was gas not mass!!

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 28 Jul 2005, 20:55

Trust yoy to be a party pooper. I agree, we should wipe it clean.

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 28 Jul 2005, 20:56

"Yoy" being Dada?!

arachnid · Post by **arachnid** » 28 Jul 2005, 21:34

Dadaist wrote:I think this topic should be flushed. If we keep posting on it, it'll keep floating up to the top.

What you need is a " pooper scooper"!!