Benidorm

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 30 Mar 2007, 14:49

On Wednesday April 11th PoP, Plug, Ed, Mr Lizzie, Pal of Porty's Pal, me and around 20 others are heading to Benidorm for a super skite in celebration of our good friend's stag night.

Los Pelicanos is the Hotel of choice. It will be a festival of Karaoke and dressing up as women. Having visited twice before with the same crowd the highlight is always the shopping for dresses. Iniitially one just wants to get the cheapest thing that fits but in a blink of an eye one is trading up for something that looks better.

Its quite exciting and a thrilling feeling to dress as a "lady" for the evening. (PoP looks like Sparticus). Thing is in Benidorm hardly anyone blinks at the sight.

Can anyone recommend any good restaurants?

kings roader · Post by **kings roader** » 30 Mar 2007, 15:19

I know one where sticky viki is the waitress !

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 30 Mar 2007, 15:29

I've never seen her in fact I avoid her at all costs. Not my bag.

Ed · Post by Ed » 30 Mar 2007, 16:08

Porty wrote:On Wednesday April 11th PoP, Plug, Ed, Mr Lizzie, Pal of Porty's Pal, me and around 20 others are heading to Benidorm for a super skite in celebration of our good friend's stag night.

I still can't quite decide if I am looking forward to this or not. I am one of the youngest going (at age 31).

It should provide some excellent photos, or is this a case of - "what happens in Benidorm, stays in Benidorm"

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 30 Mar 2007, 16:47

Ed wrote: I still can't quite decide if I am looking forward to this or not. I am one of the youngest going (at age 31).

It should provide some excellent photos, or is this a case of - "what happens in Benidorm, stays in Benidorm"

Ed, you are probably just invited so that you can look after the auld gits

... and I do include my beloved Plug in that description!

And because he is beloved [by me, anyway

], I for one opt for the "what happens in Benidorm, stays in Benidorm" option!!

Thank you.

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 31 Mar 2007, 01:09

Lucky you

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 31 Mar 2007, 01:10

is sticky vicky still around?

arachnid · Post by **arachnid** » 31 Mar 2007, 10:54

Sandra wrote:is sticky vicky still around?

She must be a bit old for those magic tricks now!!!!

Heard from somewhere that her daughter is doing it now!!!

( don't know if it's true or not though)

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 31 Mar 2007, 11:31

Porty wrote:Its quite exciting and a thrilling feeling to dress as a "lady" for the evening. (PoP looks like Sparticus).

Too much information

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 31 Mar 2007, 15:35

Marya wrote:
Porty wrote:Its quite exciting and a thrilling feeling to dress as a "lady" for the evening. (PoP looks like Sparticus).
Too much information

Whats wrong wi looking like Sparticus?

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 31 Mar 2007, 16:42

I've got this image in my head of you and PoP looking like Audrey and Brenda from the Bounty kitchen towel ads.

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 31 Mar 2007, 16:56

Marya wrote:I've got this image in my head of you and PoP looking like Audrey and Brenda from the Bounty kitchen towel ads.

..not that good surely

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 31 Mar 2007, 20:39

Marya wrote:I've got this image in my head of you and PoP looking like Audrey and Brenda from the Bounty kitchen towel ads.

excellent likeness

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 01 Apr 2007, 03:13

I'm not familiar. Take it they are sh**gable?

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 01 Apr 2007, 03:20

arachnid wrote: Heard from somewhere that her daughter is doing it now!!!
( don't know if it's true or not though)

It is true. As I've said previously I have never witnessed it but sticky's daughter is also a performer. Apparently they are thinking of fannychising with Costa wide outlets that stay open all night.

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 02 Apr 2007, 16:26

Porty wrote:I'm not familiar. Take it they are sh**gable?

Don't know about that but they look lovely in pink so you're off to a flying start

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 02 Apr 2007, 16:37

Epykat wrote:
Porty wrote:I'm not familiar. Take it they are sh**gable?
Don't know about that but they look lovely in pink so you're off to a flying start

Pretty Awful in Pink

Franck · Post by **Franck** » 02 Apr 2007, 16:56

Porty wrote:On Wednesday April 11th PoP, Plug, Ed, Mr Lizzie, Pal of Porty's Pal, me and around 20 others are heading to Benidorm for a super skite in celebration of our good friend's stag night.

Los Pelicanos is the Hotel of choice. It will be a festival of Karaoke and dressing up as women. Having visited twice before with the same crowd the highlight is always the shopping for dresses. Iniitially one just wants to get the cheapest thing that fits but in a blink of an eye one is trading up for something that looks better.

Its quite exciting and a thrilling feeling to dress as a "lady" for the evening. (PoP looks like Sparticus). Thing is in Benidorm hardly anyone blinks at the sight.

Can anyone recommend any good restaurants?

Cant suggest any eateries Porty, but I'm guessing you've booked a globespan holiday?If so, you'll be going to the sister hotels sol pelicanos/ocas. It's a good location but you want to ask to stay in ocas when you get there...pelicanos isnt as good.And the door policy on trannies is more relaxed at ocas too

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 02 Apr 2007, 18:03

Franck wrote:
Cant suggest any eateries Porty, but I'm guessing you've booked a globespan holiday?If so, you'll be going to the sister hotels sol pelicanos/ocas. It's a good location but you want to ask to stay in ocas when you get there...pelicanos isnt as good.And the door policy on trannies is more relaxed at ocas too

Franck you are spot on Globespan it is , I had forgotten . We stayed at this combo Hotel last time and we stayed at Ocas, which is to the right as you look at the Hotels, correct? I was pleasantly surprised by the quality and cleanliness having stayed at Flamingo 3 the first time we went.

The first night we came out of Ocas turned left and stopped at the first bar where beer was 1 euro a pint. it was pretty disgusting and everyone agreed that we would avoid it from then on. We went every night.

As for Restaurants? There is at least one superb restaurant in Benidorm, its called Fratellis and it is top quality. Has the obligatory pictures of the King who ate their at least once. (I'm not making this up)The guy who owns it has a brother who also has a Restaurant called Topo Gigios, a bit like Bar Roma and its pretty goo too.

bearcub · Post by **bearcub** » 02 Apr 2007, 19:28

Porty wrote:The first night we came out of Ocas turned left and stopped at the first bar where beer was 1 euro a pint. it was pretty disgusting and everyone agreed that we would avoid it from then on. We went every night.

Always end up doing this whilst on holiday too, no idea why.

Actually, I have...I think it something territorial, first time in a new place so the pack lays claim to the first 'place of alcohol' they come across, no matter the 'quality'.

rapunzell · Post by **rapunzell** » 02 Apr 2007, 22:27

I can't wait to see a photo of the Porty lads in their party frocks. That'll not be on the fainthearted thread

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 02 Apr 2007, 22:42

rapunzell wrote:I can't wait to see a photo of the Porty lads in their party frocks. That'll not be on the fainthearted thread

I hope never to see any pictures of this trip!

Unless Plug takes some nice photies of pretty flowers and Spanish kittens.

rapunzell · Post by **rapunzell** » 02 Apr 2007, 22:44

Poppy wrote:
rapunzell wrote:I can't wait to see a photo of the Porty lads in their party frocks. That'll not be on the fainthearted thread
I hope never to see any pictures of this trip! Unless Plug takes some nice photies of pretty flowers and Spanish kittens.

We'll just have to have a crossdressing TalkPorty outing here when they get back

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 02 Apr 2007, 22:47

rapunzell wrote: We'll just have to have a crossdressing TalkPorty outing here when they get back

**grits teeth**

Do. Not. Encourage. Them.

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 02 Apr 2007, 22:55

the mind boggles

Poppy you'll need to watch they don't lead plug astray!

rapunzell · Post by **rapunzell** » 02 Apr 2007, 23:26

They're sure to want another chance to wear their new dresses

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 03 Apr 2007, 09:06

..............and has Plug selected anything nice from your wardrobe,Poppy ?

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 03 Apr 2007, 09:23

teddygirl wrote:..............and has Plug selected anything nice from your wardrobe,Poppy ?

You've seen Plug - the only thing of mine that would fit him is a shawl - as a headscarf.

(He's got a stuffy nose and a sore throat today and is in his bed....all together now...awwwwwwwwwww, bless

)

Lizzie · Post by **Lizzie** » 13 Apr 2007, 18:06

Poppy wrote:
teddygirl wrote:..............and has Plug selected anything nice from your wardrobe,Poppy ?
You've seen Plug - the only thing of mine that would fit him is a shawl - as a headscarf.

Word has filtered through from Benidorm that Plug went out shopping yesterday and purchased a handbag

Don't get too excited Poppy cause I don't think it was a present for you

He needed it to go with his outfit for last night

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 13 Apr 2007, 18:25

Lizzie wrote: Word has filtered through from Benidorm that Plug went out shopping yesterday and purchased a handbag

Don't get too excited Poppy cause I don't think it was a present for you
He needed it to go with his outfit for last night

***Poppy buries her face in her hands***

You're giving me nightmares, Lizzie!!

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 13 Apr 2007, 20:01

Lizzie wrote: Word has filtered through from Benidorm that Plug went out shopping yesterday and purchased a handbag

Don't get too excited Poppy cause I don't think it was a present for you
He needed it to go with his outfit for last night

Laugh out Loud

As long as the "boys" enjoy themselves

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 13 Apr 2007, 22:11

Poppy wrote:
Lizzie wrote: Word has filtered through from Benidorm that Plug went out shopping yesterday and purchased a handbag

Don't get too excited Poppy cause I don't think it was a present for you
He needed it to go with his outfit for last night
***Poppy buries her face in her hands***

You're giving me nightmares, Lizzie!!

You never know, Poppy, I'm sure he has impeccable taste and he was killing two birds with one stone, the handbag will double up as a present for you

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 13 Apr 2007, 22:15

teddygirl wrote: You never know, Poppy, I'm sure he has impeccable taste and he was killing two birds with one stone, the handbag will double up as a present for you

Yeah, that's what's giving me nightmares....his taste!! Obviously, he has impeccable taste when it comes to burdz

, but fashion.....maybe not

rapunzell · Post by **rapunzell** » 13 Apr 2007, 22:46

I was wondering if they dressed up really thoroughly and even wore nice lacy underwear under their party frocks?

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 13 Apr 2007, 22:50

Mmm, having kinky thoughts, rapunzell

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