Heinz Mean Beanz

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 30 Jun 2005, 10:00

Has anyone tried these yet? You also get Jalfrezi, Sweet Chilli and Tikka.

I've been adding curry powder and smoked sausage to beans for years, much to BB's disgust.

I have tried Mean Beanz (notice the clever marketing? from Beanz Meanz Heinz? no, I didn't either til I searched for the pic above) Sweet Chilli on toast yesterday and they were very nice.

Made me pump a fair bit though.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 30 Jun 2005, 10:59

Dadaist wrote:Made me pump a fair bit though.

Nothing can make me pump quite like King Prawn Puri from Mr India. I put it down to the chillis.

The intensity of the aroma has Mrs Porty (and quite possibly dccairns )gagging if not bowking.

MIKPP and Bum Flap control don't really go, in my humble experience.

Pal of Porty · Post by **Pal of Porty** » 30 Jun 2005, 14:18

Dadaist wrote:I've been adding curry powder and smoked sausage to beans for years....

Been adding curry powder for years too but not smoked sausage.

Beach Babe · Post by **Beach Babe** » 30 Jun 2005, 14:21

hmmmm

I fear that too much information is being divulged on this thread

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 30 Jun 2005, 14:31

Beach Babe wrote:hmmmm

I fear that too much information is being divulged on this thread

TMI filter?

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 30 Jun 2005, 15:36

I was going to ask on the other thread where this "Mr India " is as we have never tried it (more into Chinese in our household), however I'm now thinking "maybe I don't want to know"

You men are always so proud of things that we ladies would rather not think about.

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 30 Jun 2005, 15:54

I'm surprised you're not into la cuisine francaise chez Fille de Teddy - what with all your snails and frogs!

And some juicy looking doves frequent your garden too, I've noticed, to get a the wee birdies food.

Novastar · Post by **Novastar** » 30 Jun 2005, 16:02

Went to Donnington the other week and had a can of these for breakfast.

Quite nice but you wonder why you couldn't just put some curry powder in.

BTW - an OXO cube crumbled in to baked beans and a tiny bit of ketchup tastes great.

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 30 Jun 2005, 16:04

Poppy, how could you think that I would ever eat one of my frogs

I know I buy worms off the internet to fatten them up but I can assure you it is for their benefit only.

As for that fat dove........well I used to eat a lot of wood pigeon as a girl, they were known as cushie doos in my neck of the woods and very tasty they were too. Don't really fancy it these days though so the doo is safe as long as he doesn't eat all the seed that I put out for the wee birds.

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 30 Jun 2005, 21:56

[quote]Nothing can make me pump quite like King Prawn Puri from Mr India. I put it down to the chillis.[quote]

definitely too much information

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 30 Jun 2005, 22:50

Sandra wrote:
Nothing can make me pump quite like King Prawn Puri from Mr India. I put it down to the chillis.

definitely too much information

Point taken, in actual fact I can't be sure what causes it.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 30 Jun 2005, 22:55

The relaxation and immense feeling of well being imparted by all asian food leads to one becoming closer to the very gods of cooking, indeed a oneness with the ethereal culinary spirits, and a venting of noxious gas from the disciple's third eye.

Pal of Porty · Post by **Pal of Porty** » 30 Jun 2005, 22:59

Porty wrote:
Sandra wrote:
Nothing can make me pump quite like King Prawn Puri from Mr India. I put it down to the chillis. Point taken, in actual fact I can't be sure what causes it.

Perhaps it's the 10 pint pints of lager that go before it?

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 30 Jun 2005, 23:01

Pal of Porty wrote:
Porty wrote:
Sandra wrote: Perhaps it's the 10 pint pints of lager that go before it?

Lager farts are a totally different texture and aroma.

Beach Babe · Post by **Beach Babe** » 30 Jun 2005, 23:13

ROFL

I bet that when Bob had his vision that resulted in POL, he didn't expect there to be a thread discussing different types of fart

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 30 Jun 2005, 23:16

Beach Babe wrote:ROFL

I bet that when Bob had his vision that resulted in POL, he didn't expect there to be a thread discussing different types of fart

Really, BB. I'm a bit shocked at you using the "F" word like that.
I think a lady should refer to it as something a bit nicer like a "trouser cough" or "bottom burp".

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 01 Jul 2005, 00:08

How brilliant and versatile are beans...you can have them for breakfast lunch, tea or supper although I wouldn't recommend all four in one day disgust

I've loved beans on toast since I was wee, but my kids are strangely not that keen despite my best efforts to convert them.

My dad's speciality was bacon onion and beans...or BOB as we called it.

Chop some bacon and fry in a little oil with some chopped onion, stir in the beans and heat through. Very tasty

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 01 Jul 2005, 00:11

foxy wrote:How brilliant and versatile are beans...you can have them for breakfast lunch, tea or supper although I wouldn't recommend all four in one day disgust

I've loved beans on toast since I was wee, but my kids are strangely not that keen despite my best efforts to convert them.

My dad's speciality was bacon onion and beans...or BOB as we called it.
Chop some bacon and fry in a little oil with some chopped onion, stir in the beans and heat through. Very tasty

Sounds like heaven. I'm getting a wee tear in my eye remembering all the nice lunches my mama used to makea. Tinned spag bol on toast. Boiled eggs. mmmm

mr magnolia · Post by **mr magnolia** » 01 Jul 2005, 10:23

I need you all to know that I had a hard childhood.

I grew up with a father who insisted (and probably still would, if he could be bothered) that Heinz MUST be pronounced Heenz, or else the adverts didn't rhyme. And they wouldn't allow that, would they!

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 01 Jul 2005, 10:31

ecm wrote:"trouser cough"

ROTFLMAO; I have never heard that expression.

I can imagine victorian dad from VIz instructing his kids to use that expression.

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 01 Jul 2005, 10:42

I taught my son to say 'bottom burp' then Homer undermined all my teaching, saying that he would be ridiculed at school by 'normal' boys who were more in your face (quite literally according to Homer's childhood experiences) about their gaseous emissions. He then encouraged son to perfect the art of the arm fart and recently I heard them discuss at great length if the silent type were in fact, more deadly

Oh and did you know that it's also hilarious to disrupt lessons by farting ?:evil:

signed,
Disgusted of Portobello

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 01 Jul 2005, 10:49

Marya wrote: Disgusted of Portobello

Funny.

Beach Babe · Post by **Beach Babe** » 01 Jul 2005, 13:11

ROLF Marya. Boys

ecm - I fear that Dada would ridicule me if I used the term "trouser cough"

I have to confess though that I don't like beans and haven't eaten them for years

ETA that I think Dada may be going to try the Mexican Mean Beanz for lunch today

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 01 Jul 2005, 13:26

I had baked beans and bacon and fried egg and potato scone for lunch - very yummy

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 01 Jul 2005, 13:38

Nice on Sandra.

Just had Mexican beans - very very nice, better than Sweet Chilli.

Just a tiny note of spiciness but enough cumin to make me happy.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 01 Jul 2005, 13:45

Make sure you keep us informed about the fallout.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 01 Jul 2005, 13:50

Porty wrote:Make sure you keep us informed about the fallout.

Are you saying I have verbal diarrhoea? Or that I just talk a lot of hot air?

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 01 Jul 2005, 14:28

Dadaist wrote:
Porty wrote:Make sure you keep us informed about the fallout.
Are you saying I have verbal diarrhoea? Or that I just talk a lot of hot air?

It wasn't an oral reference however keep us informed if your Eye weeps.

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 06 Jul 2005, 14:33

Been staying at the Copthorne Hotel in Newcastle for the last few days. The Room Service menu offered Heinz Beans on Toast for the meagre sum of ..Ã‚Â£8.50

Needless to say I managed to resist

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 06 Jul 2005, 14:49

foxy wrote:Been staying at the Copthorne Hotel in Newcastle for the last few days. The Room Service menu offered Heinz Beans on Toast for the meagre sum of ..Ã‚Â£8.50

That is some expensive fart fuel.

Gemini · Post by **Gemini** » 06 Jul 2005, 19:36

Porty wrote:
foxy wrote:Been staying at the Copthorne Hotel in Newcastle for the last few days. The Room Service menu offered Heinz Beans on Toast for the meagre sum of ..Ã‚Â£8.50
That is some expensive fart fuel.

Dearie Dear - how rude - I'm

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 16 Jul 2005, 20:52

Flatulence alert.

Whilst "Mexican" and "Sweet Chilli" have no discernable difference, there is an unmistakable shift in the rate of production of pant gas associated with consumption of "Jalfrezi".

It is therefore advisable that said flavour is avoided by individuals who are going to be in confined spaces such as lifts, going on bus or train journeys, or attending interviews.

Beach Babe · Post by **Beach Babe** » 16 Jul 2005, 22:13

he doesn't know it yet but Dada is sleeping in the garden tonight

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 17 Jul 2005, 10:03

Dadaist wrote:Flatulence alert.

Whilst "Mexican" and "Sweet Chilli" have no discernable difference, there is an unmistakable shift in the rate of production of pant gas associated with consumption of "Jalfrezi".

It is therefore advisable that said flavour is avoided by individuals who are going to be in confined spaces such as lifts, going on bus or train journeys, or attending interviews.

...or hoping to sleep in the same house as their wife

Were you warm enough out there Dada?

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 19 Jul 2005, 17:51

Porty wrote: Lager farts are a totally different texture and aroma.

Texture? Oh dear....are we talking about what our Transatlantic cousins term a "shart" here Porty?

How frightfully uncouth!

Talk Porty ~ Portobello

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