2nd Reformed Babylon Church Of The Sacred Hiboz

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 22 Aug 2005, 07:13

I hereby consecrate the 2nd Reformed Babylon Church Of The Sacred Hiboz

A place for us to ponder the true meanings hidden in his wisdom.

His foundation lie in the holy temple, selah.

downloads :

22/08/2005 - Ras I Tomato - "H is for Hardcore.mp3" (no longer published)

24/08/2005 - Ras I Tomato - "I was for Irie.mp3" (no longer published)

24/08/2005 - Ras I Tomato - "B was for Babylon.mp3"

31/08/2005 - Ras I Safeway - "M is for Marcus Garvey" (quicktime video,10MB)

17/07/2006 - Ras I Tomato feat. MC Cybaman - "Is There A Doctor In The House?"

edit -> 2006 Hiboz infestation/manifestation - link update for the nation

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 22 Aug 2005, 07:24

He has spoken. In "Unique Bagging Opportunity"

I spotted Dadaist, holding hands with a big bloke and wearing lipstick

The church will offer up its reply once we have finished decorating. We just moved in to this premises (the former Mike's Takeaway, next to the Pet Shop) with only a couple of Lee Perry cassettes, some paint donated to us by a charity shop and 10kg of herb - should do us until the end of the week.

xxxx · Post by **xxxx** » 22 Aug 2005, 09:02

Dadaist wrote:He has spoken. In "Unique Bagging Opportunity"

I spotted Dadaist, holding hands with a big bloke and wearing lipstick

I'm sure Porty will accept such a convincing eye witness account

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 22 Aug 2005, 10:04

Its close enough for me.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 22 Aug 2005, 11:51

Coming tonight (hopefully) - the first release on Rude Boy Records, the musical outreach ministry loosely connected to the mother church.

One of the brothers, Ras I Tomato, will be offering up to you "H is for Hardcore" - predictable Babylon babbling. First in a series of mp3s for the faithful.

We are also sourcing video footage of the first gathering. Please bear with us - we are a new church, but our faith is solid like rock stone.

Much more Babylon Bizniz to come. WHEEL UP selecter.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 22 Aug 2005, 20:25

Wicked. Here as promised is the first release on Rude Boy Records :

Ras I Tomato - "H is for Hardcore.mp3"

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 22 Aug 2005, 20:52

Boney M-ental

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 23 Aug 2005, 07:12

He has spoken. Listen up to dis one :

In "Holidays" :

Dada no doubt goes on holiday to places like Dunbar and Wigtown.

Or health resorts for the slightly bewildered.

We have also had to hide one of our Lord's utterances from the ears of the younger bredren. But anyone who PMs me with the subject line "Rude Boy" can find out what he said.

(We have a copy of the Da Vinci Code here at the church that brother Ras I Tomato got given by his nan last Xmas, so we *knows* how to keep information from prying eyes. That boy's going to college to get even more knowledge)

Running a church with meditation expenses like ours isn't cheap, so here is the first of a series of messages from our kind sponsor :

Thank you all massive and crew.

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 23 Aug 2005, 10:00

I'm a bit confused here.

I can't find the posts by Hiboz that Dada refers to in this thread within the threads Dada says they came from.

Are all Hiboz's posts to be removed from their various threads and added here then?

Have I missed something and these aren't Hiboz posts at all - just jokes or what?

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 23 Aug 2005, 10:08

ecm wrote:Are all Hiboz's posts to be removed from their various threads and added here then?

I assumed that's what Dada the Mod was doing apart from the very rude ones which are being sent to profanity heaven

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 23 Aug 2005, 10:20

How do we know the quotes are really from Hiboz posts then?

Dada could be making up all kinds of nonsense whilst under the influence of God knows what in this Church of his.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 23 Aug 2005, 11:14

I.m hoping Hiboz sticks around for the duration. If he/she gets over this newbie orientation it shall all work out fine.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 23 Aug 2005, 11:33

The mountains shall drop sweet wine, and the hills shall melt.

And they shall plant vineyards, and drink the wine of them.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 23 Aug 2005, 11:36

ecm wrote:How do we know the quotes are really from Hiboz posts then?

Dada could be making up all kinds of nonsense whilst under the influence of God knows what in this Church of his.

I've met conspiracy theorists like you before. I bet you thought the Da Vinci Code was made up, didn't you??

Hah, Ras I Tomato's nan knows all about you lot and your so-called facts. One of her cookies would sort you out.

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 23 Aug 2005, 12:00

Dadaist wrote:The mountains shall drop sweet wine, and the hills shall melt.

And they shall plant vineyards, and drink the wine of them.

Is this thread the result of you testing your home brew??

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 23 Aug 2005, 13:44

Dadaist wrote: I've met conspiracy theorists like you before. I bet you thought the Da Vinci Code was made up, didn't you??

Well, I have a theory that Mr. Brown stole large chunks of it from Umberto Eco.

Dadaist wrote:Hah, Ras I Tomato's nan knows all about you lot and your so-called facts. One of her cookies would sort you out.

Don't you threaten me with Ras I's nan or her cookies either - what a *** liberty!!

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 23 Aug 2005, 14:00

Dadaist wrote: One of her cookies would sort you out.

Are her cookies enabled

(BTW I love this thread Dada

)

rathbone · Post by **rathbone** » 23 Aug 2005, 14:06

Dadaist wrote:I hereby consecrate the 2nd Reformed Babylon Church Of The Sacred Hiboz

downloads :

22/08/2005 - Ras I Tomato - "H is for Hardcore.mp3"

Whatever happened to the 1st unreformed Babylon Church of the Sacred Hiboz ?

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 23 Aug 2005, 14:46

bit of a long story r, but there have been 2 schisms - church, reformed church and now 2nd reformed church. the first lot are apostates, the second heretics : we dont talk to them any more, nor are they getting the Playstation back.

rathbone · Post by **rathbone** » 23 Aug 2005, 14:58

Ah yes, the Bigboz and the Weeboz ( or is that Hiboz and Lowboz?). I didn't know it was the Playstation, I always assumed it was the X box.

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 23 Aug 2005, 16:01

Playstation? X box?

I always thought it was to do with whether you broke the small end or the big end of your egg.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 24 Aug 2005, 19:29

The user known as Hiboz has now been banned from the forum. This decision was taken tonight after discussion and a vote by the moderating team. After the stuff he posted on the board over the last couple of nights (which had to be moved to a non-public area), I doubt very much if any of you would have wanted this person to be welcome in our online community - especially if they started to target family members of yours. This individual had been made well aware of our forum rules. I trust that all of you will respect that this decision wasn't reached without discussion - and as someone who has been on the wrong side of forum rules in the past I've now had the opportunity to experience both sides of the coin. It's a shame that somebody from as far away as Melbourne chose to (or maybe was invited to) come back and then act in this manner. So farewell to Hiboz.

Matthew aka "Dadaist"

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 24 Aug 2005, 19:45

Farewell indeed and fair enough, Dada and mods.

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 24 Aug 2005, 20:09

Thank you mods for delivering us safely from this exposure to an Aussie Hibbie

G'day Hiboz..lang may yer BarBie reek

Can we have another Reformation?

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 24 Aug 2005, 20:50

After Ras I Tomato left for college, the rest of the Church (thats me and Ras I Safeway) got kicked out of our current premises. The incense had stupified some of the hamsters in the pet shop next door and kids don't want to buy no swaggering hamster.

Anyway, while we were clearing up we found a couple of Brand New Dub Plates from Ras I Tomato, and a strange message.

The tunes :

Ras I Tomato - "I was for Irie.mp3"

Ras I Tomato - "B was for Babylon.mp3"

The message read "look for me in the whirlwind". We will ponder it sometime.

Pal of Porty · Post by **Pal of Porty** » 24 Aug 2005, 20:58

foxy wrote:Thank you mods for delivering us safely from this exposure to an Aussie Hibbie

Have all the hibees emigrated to oz after the recent derby?

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 24 Aug 2005, 22:27

Sorry to learn about Hiboz. I always prefer to have the Forum as inclusive as possible and I believe the moderator team feel the same way. It must have been beyond the pale as I know the decison would not have been taken lightly.

rathbone · Post by **rathbone** » 24 Aug 2005, 23:17

Porty wrote:It must have been beyond the pale as I know the decison would not have been taken lightly.

Aye, it was just the same at the Great Schism.

rathbone · Post by **rathbone** » 24 Aug 2005, 23:18

Could we have a thread to say farewell to the departing faithless to match the one for welcoming the incoming faithful?

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 25 Aug 2005, 07:16

rathbone wrote:Could we have a thread to say farewell to the departing faithless to match the one for welcoming the incoming faithful?

Good idea. Call it "parting shots". When you sign up for the forum you get to escrow a message which your ejection (whether jumping or pushed) automatically decrypts and posts. Liking your style homeboy.

CatzVP · Post by **CatzVP** » 25 Aug 2005, 18:10

Am I the only one on a different continent in the forum that has not gone nuts.... is it some kind of continental lurgie or conspiracy??

Jamesie · Post by **Jamesie** » 25 Aug 2005, 19:41

Dadaist wrote:
rathbone wrote:Could we have a thread to say farewell to the departing faithless to match the one for welcoming the incoming faithful?
Good idea. Call it "parting shots". When you sign up for the forum you get to escrow a message which your ejection (whether jumping or pushed) automatically decrypts and posts. Liking your style homeboy.

Think I just started it by chance! Someone care to PM me the stuff he posted?

bellybabe · Post by **bellybabe** » 25 Aug 2005, 20:23

CatzVP wrote:Am I the only one on a different continent in the forum that has not gone nuts....

Er...Catz...um...you spent hours, days, weeks creating a POL game. You went for a coffee and bought a house. You posted a whole page of frogs.

So...er...no, you are not the only one who has not gone nuts. Because you in fact have. You've just done it in a way from which we profit, so we allow you to stay. For the moment. As long as you are useful to us.

Watch your step, sonny!!!

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 25 Aug 2005, 20:39

Jamesie wrote:Someone care to PM me the stuff he posted?

Hiboz was given several chances to prove that he would abide by the Forum rules. Sadly, he repeatedly chose to ignore the warnings issued and left the Moderators with no option but to ban him.

CatzVP · Post by **CatzVP** » 26 Aug 2005, 18:17

Bellybabe wrote:As long as you are useful to us.

Ah ....I See....All Part of Dadiast's Plan to take over the.......Wor....(SILENCE)

Talk Porty ~ Portobello

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