POL Vacancies

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 18 Feb 2006, 11:02

I have identified a number of vacancies that we currently have on the POL forum. I am looking for recruitment assistance and suggestions for other positions.

Pal of Porty has been a long-time, reasoned and reasonable poster, with more than 1000 posts to his name. He also has derivatives who rarely visit, Pal of Porty's Pal etc

Mate of Marya is a relative newcomer and despite being a golfer has brought a breath of fressh air to the forum, most welcome.

We are now seeking:

Friend of Foxy
Pal of Poppy
Dad of Dadaist and
Buddy of Bellybabe

Mate of Marya · Post by **Mate of Marya** » 18 Feb 2006, 14:18

Hey,
What's wrong with golfers?

Someone has to put our green space to good use?
If there were no golfers, just think of all the affordable housing there would be!!!

I have given your vacancies on the POL forum some consideration. I think we should reduce the reliance on acronyms and think more about derivatives. For example:
Scorpion's spiderling;
Dadaist's nihilist;
CatVP's kitten;
Rapunzell's hair;
Gemini's twin;
Foxy's cub;
Robin's red breast;

What do you think?
Jackson Priest's monk;
Novastar's nebulae;
Teddygirl's Teddyboy;
Bellybabe's button;
Epykat's kitten;
Rathbone's recording;
Poppy's seed.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 18 Feb 2006, 15:30

Jackson's Priest

Tigger's Rules

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 18 Feb 2006, 16:10

Mate of Marya wrote:Hey,
What's wrong with golfers?
Someone has to put our green space to good use?
If there were no golfers, just think of all the affordable housing there would be!!!
I have given your vacancies on the POL forum some consideration. I think we should reduce the reliance on acronyms and think more about derivatives. For example:
Scorpion's spiderling;
Dadaist's nihilist;
CatVP's kitten;
Rapunzell's hair;
Gemini's twin;
Foxy's cub;
Robin's red breast;

What do you think?
Jackson Priest's monk;
Novastar's nebulae;
Teddygirl's Teddyboy;
Bellybabe's button;
Epykat's kitten;
Rathbone's recording;
Poppy's seed.

Excellent!!!

Arachnids webmate:
Jefferson's junior
kitcheners telly
hiboz nemesis
Dadaist's double

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 18 Feb 2006, 16:23

Some great ideas there.
Mr TG thinks he is going to be my teddyboy but he's out of luck as I already haveone...................Freddie teddy (that's his middle name)

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 18 Feb 2006, 18:34

That is one cute pooch.

Mate of Marya · Post by **Mate of Marya** » 18 Feb 2006, 19:32

porty wrote:Arachnids webmate:
Jefferson's junior
kitcheners telly
hiboz nemesis
Dadaist's double

I don't think the post of Dadaist's double would ever be filled.

bearcub · Post by **bearcub** » 18 Feb 2006, 19:40

It must be a sign of having "arrived" when someone becomes a member using their relationship to a present forum member................I'm still waiting for "Bearcub's Best Mate" or "Bearcub's Babe" to signal my "coming of age"

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 18 Feb 2006, 19:55

Mate of Marya wrote:
porty wrote:Arachnids webmate:
Jefferson's junior
kitcheners telly
hiboz nemesis
Dadaist's double
I don't think the post of Dadaist's double would ever be filled.

I could retire now that JP is here. The world of the surreal is safe in his hands - his Roger Twongle podcast is better than any of the guff I've been coming up with over the years.

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 18 Feb 2006, 22:19

Where is JP by the way - he seems to have gone very quiet.......

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 18 Feb 2006, 22:38

Epykat wrote:Where is JP by the way - he seems to have gone very quiet.......

"They seek him here, they seek him there,
They do not find him anywhere.
Is he in heaven? Is he in ----? [pauses as she points downward]
That demmed elusive Pimpernel!"

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 18 Feb 2006, 23:55

Teddygirl cute pic of Freddie

You are wise having a "freddie cover" on your sofa! We purchased a new rug and its a self colour red - have to hoover every couple of days

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 19 Feb 2006, 00:19

Sandra wrote:Teddygirl cute pic of Freddie

You are wise having a "freddie cover" on your sofa! We purchased a new rug and its a self colour red - have to hoover every couple of days

Can you explain self colouring to me?

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 19 Feb 2006, 12:25

Sandra wrote:Teddygirl cute pic of Freddie

You are wise having a "freddie cover" on your sofa! We purchased a new rug and its a self colour red - have to hoover every couple of days

You mean you don't hoover every day? Shame on you

We have Freddie covers or fleecies all over the place, they are so cosy to snuggle into. Here is a pic of Freddie with the one he got from Penny for his Christmas. We tend to fight over it, in this case he won

Bob Jefferson · Post by **Bob Jefferson** » 19 Feb 2006, 12:34

Marya wrote:
Epykat wrote:Where is JP by the way - he seems to have gone very quiet.......
"They seek him here, they seek him there,
They do not find him anywhere.
Is he in heaven? Is he in ----? [pauses as she points downward]
That demmed elusive Pimpernel!"

I was wondering that myself until I ran into him in the Pot Noodle aisle in Scotmid yesterday. He has been in rehearsal for his new starring role on Portobelly Telly.

Bob Jefferson · Post by **Bob Jefferson** » 19 Feb 2006, 12:36

Oh, and how about ali's alibi?

ali · Post by **ali** » 19 Feb 2006, 19:04

Bob Jefferson wrote:Oh, and how about ali's alibi?

It wasn't me - I was never there and anyway a big boy did it and ran away.

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 19 Feb 2006, 19:19

a big boy did it and ran away

Good book, that!

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 20 Feb 2006, 12:25

Michael Jackson's Priest

Jackson Priest · Post by **Jackson Priest** » 22 Feb 2006, 12:23

Epykat wrote:Where is JP by the way - he seems to have gone very quiet.......

I have been spending time in quiet contemplation with my monk, my priest, and Michael Jackson's Priest.

JP.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 22 Feb 2006, 12:29

Jackson Priest wrote:
Epykat wrote:Where is JP by the way - he seems to have gone very quiet.......
I have been spending time in quiet contemplation with my monk, my priest, and Michael Jackson's Priest.

JP.

We want the Twong. Or at least I do. Get thee to an editing suite.

Jackson Priest · Post by **Jackson Priest** » 22 Feb 2006, 12:44

Dadaist wrote:We want the Twong. Or at least I do. Get thee to an editing suite.

He has been in touch recently. As usual he didn't make much sense, but reading between the lines of his pretentious and somewhat flowery ramblings, I gathered that he has been in either Italy or Spain (somewhere in that region anyway), and that I will soon receive a cassette containing his latest findings. Once I receive this, I'll convert it to a digital format and get it to you.

JP.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 22 Feb 2006, 14:05

My ear is twitching in anticipation.

Bob Jefferson · Post by **Bob Jefferson** » 22 Feb 2006, 14:34

I was speaking to his agent the other day and word has it that Twongle has been made a better offer by Portobelly Telly. Twongle on TV.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 22 Feb 2006, 14:40

Bob Jefferson wrote:I was speaking to his agent the other day and word has it that Twongle has been made a better offer by Portobelly Telly. Twongle on TV.

Surely he can do both. Like Wogan.

Bob Jefferson · Post by **Bob Jefferson** » 22 Feb 2006, 14:46

I think he's yours mate. His list of demands is unbelievable. Our budget doesn't stretch to dry ice.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 22 Feb 2006, 14:50

Bob Jefferson wrote:I think he's yours mate. His list of demands is unbelievable. Our budget doesn't stretch to dry ice.

You have a budget? We don't even have a budgie! And we rely on donations for the millet and newspapers!

Bob Jefferson · Post by **Bob Jefferson** » 22 Feb 2006, 14:55

People donate millet for a budgie you don't have? How does that work then?

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 22 Feb 2006, 14:59

Bob Jefferson wrote:People donate millet for a budgie you don't have? How does that work then?

It's a complicated copyright fraud involving time travel.

Mate of Marya · Post by **Mate of Marya** » 22 Feb 2006, 19:04

Bob Jefferson wrote:People donate millet for a budgie you don't have? How does that work then?

Mate of Marya · Post by **Mate of Marya** » 22 Feb 2006, 19:05

Was it cheap?

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 22 Feb 2006, 19:14

I'm keeping my beak out of this thread

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 22 Feb 2006, 19:15

I've been looking at myself in the mirror all day.

Mate of Marya · Post by **Mate of Marya** » 22 Feb 2006, 20:02

Dadaist wrote:I've been looking at myself in the mirror all day.

Who's a pretty boy then?

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 22 Feb 2006, 20:20

Mate of Marya wrote: Who's a pretty boy then?

Come on don't be cagey?