A missed opportunity or what?????
A missed opportunity or what?????
As I happily made my way along the first floor corridor on my way to the new and highly improved Healthy Schools ladies loo (we've got SOAP!) I was confronted by Bob's biggest fantasy (after Spike obviously
). Yep, regular readers, you've guessed - it was GAIL PORTER! There she was, in the flesh chatting to her former teachers. By the time I'd nabbed a pigeon from the roof and got the message to Bob, she was gone. I'd call that fate really. It just wasn't meant to be
. How about Son of Bob? Did he clock her? (or are you the only clocker in the family?)
Enough of your nonsense - get back to the Play Pen!