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Epykat
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Post by Epykat » 05 Mar 2006, 22:44

According to experts men suffer from IMS (Irritable Male Syndrome). Apparently it's on a par with the lie they made up about the female equivalent (PMS - which of course doesn't exist - we are, in fact just a bunch of moody bovines). Men suffering from IMS are easily spotted. They suffer from hypersensitivity, anxiety, frustration and anger. Their brains are also different from women's and take longer to understand emotions. That's why they become irritable when you ask them how they feel :lol: (I particularly liked that bit).Unfortunately for you boys, the best way to treat it is to cut down on alcohol and take up meditation. Any takers?
Enough of your nonsense - get back to the Play Pen!

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Post by sicker » 05 Mar 2006, 22:52

I caught it from my mother-in-laws only daughter.

John

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Re: IMS

Post by Dadaist » 06 Mar 2006, 00:02

Epykat wrote:cut down on alcohol and take up meditation. Any takers?
*assumes lotus position*

Ommmmmmmmmmmm.

No, it's not working. It does give me a great idea for a male self-help book though, which will be called "The Inner Shed".

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