Male or Female Quiz

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Male or Female Quiz

Post by gilo » 17 Sep 2006, 09:50

Your gender is pre-determined, but are you in touch with your male or female energy? Answer the following questions to find out.

1) When posting on POL do you over use or under use emoticons? :roll: :lol: :wink:

2) Which way is north?

3) You're hungry and arrive at a shop with fifty pence in your pocket. They sell snicker bars or maltesers, which do you buy?

4) Dadaist's on one and posts some inflammitary material. Do you
a) roll your eyes and with a loving smile think "poor Dada how he suffers"?
b) get blue in the face and plot how you're going to bring him down to size?

5) Beer or chocolate?

6) Footy or feelings?

7) You are arguing with your partner. Do you
a) try to draw attention to what is going on here, and it's not about winning or losing but being listened to and understood.
b) try to win the argument at pretty much all costs, even if it requires some exaggerated/made up bits for effect.

8. Do you think spirituality is
a) an irrational avoidant comfort blanket, that stands up to zero scruitiny.
b) an integral part of our human condition and although God may not be the guy in the beard, there's loads more to life than our brains can comprehend and it just kinda feels right?

9) What's your favourite colour?

10) You're walking down the prom. Do you use the time to
a) think about the things you've got to do, need doing, come up with a mental list, before starting a day dream about an alternate lifestyle be it leading a rock band, meeting someone on a train etc...
b) look out to sea and wonder at the beauty of life, the temporariness of it all and your inter-connectedness with nature?

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Post by gilo » 17 Sep 2006, 17:35

So how did you get on? Are you in perfect balance between masculine and feminine? Or does one side dominate. Here's how to score.

1. Overuse = -1,
Underuse = -+-1
2. If you pointed or thought you knew = +1
Didn't know/didn't care = -1
3. Snickers = +1
Maltesars = -1
4. a) = -1
b) = +1
5. Beer = +1
Choc = -1
6. Footy = +1
Feelings = -1
7 a) = -1
b) = +1
8 a) = +1
b) = -1
9 a) Primary colour or black or white = +1
b) Any other = -1
10 a) = +1
b) = -1

Ok now total up your scores.

0 = perfect balance. like the sun and the moon, yin and yang, Terry and June. Your work is done.

+1 to +3 = take some time out. Try some Reiki with some nice oily stuff, your worth it.

+4 to +7 = you've got problems. You need to work hard to regain balance. Try looking at the emoticons and describe what each face might be feeling. Afterwards run your mouse over them for the answer. Start your day repeating the mantra " I love myself because I'm special" over and over and over again.

+8 to + 10 = you're likely to succeed in life either as captain of industry or the world of politics. Join New Labour today where you'll receive a warm welcome with the comment " you're just the type of person we're looking for."

-1 to -3 = that's ok, but try Bob's math quiz.

-4 to -7 = You need help. Join some evening classes such as carpentry and orienteering. Then move on to trying to organise stuff like a big party
or a local pressure group.

-8 to -10 = bless you. You'd be lovely to chat to.
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Post by foxy » 18 Sep 2006, 21:44

Gilo I got +8.....from the description though I suspect it means that I may be a female in touch with my masculine side... :shock:

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Post by gilo » 18 Sep 2006, 22:44

foxy wrote:Gilo I got +8.....from the description though I suspect it means that I may be a female in touch with my masculine side... :shock:
Sorry number 1 is scored the wrong way around, my mistake. This probably puts you at +7. May I also suggest some Primal Screaming followed by Hopi Ear Candle Therapy.

Were there any other surprises out there?

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