Mathematics

Rex_Mundi · Post by **Rex_Mundi** » 08 Nov 2006, 18:45

What Makes 100%

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%

What makes up 100% in life

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work
and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's
the bull - shit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.

"You'll never succeed in idealizing hard work. Before you can dig mother earth you've got to take off your ideal jacket. The harder a man works, at brute labor, the thinner becomes his idealism, the darker his mind.â€

impossiblevoices · Post by **impossiblevoices** » 08 Nov 2006, 19:26

As usual, shan chat.

Rex_Mundi · Post by **Rex_Mundi** » 08 Nov 2006, 21:38

as usual shan ***

Rex_Mundi · Post by **Rex_Mundi** » 09 Nov 2006, 18:31

I have simply no idea why the moderators, moderated the words
Shan Twit, perhaps they can explain.

What on earth did you think I meant

[quote]"Censorship in any form is the enemy of creativity, since it cuts off the life blood of creativity: ideas.â€

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 09 Nov 2006, 18:50

Rex_Mundi wrote:I have simply no idea why the moderators, moderated the words
Shan Twit, perhaps they can explain.

We didn't moderate you; the profanity filter did, so obviously you didn't type 'twit'. Maybe you made a slight spelling error Rex?

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 10 Nov 2006, 09:28

I would also add that calling someone a 'twit' is not very complimentary and indeed could be construed as a personal attack - even if you do put a smiley after it.

impossiblevoices · Post by **impossiblevoices** » 10 Nov 2006, 17:31

Yeah, but I do ask for it really...

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 10 Nov 2006, 17:33

Marya wrote:I would also add that calling someone a 'twit' is not very complimentary and indeed could be construed as a personal attack - even if you do put a smiley after it.

Is it ok to think they're a 'twit'?

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 10 Nov 2006, 17:36

Who do you think I am, the thought Police?

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 10 Nov 2006, 18:01

No, please refer to my penultimate post.

Marguerite-the-Poet · Post by **Marguerite-the-Poet** » 11 Nov 2006, 20:04

Mathematics is very similar to the language of flowers. THINK ABOUT IT!
By the way, not too long ago I found a bud within a red rose. This has only happened twice in my garden.

Cleopas · Post by **Cleopas** » 11 Nov 2006, 20:55

Mathematics IS the language of flowers ...

Why???

Fibonacci numbers darlings!

Google it and discover many wonders.

Marguerite-the-Poet · Post by **Marguerite-the-Poet** » 11 Nov 2006, 21:25

Cleopas wrote:Mathematics IS the language of flowers ...

Why???

Fibonacci numbers darlings!

Google it and discover many wonders.

Numbers! A daisy...he loves, he loves me not, he loves, he loves me not!

So music too is the languange of mathematics!

Cleopas · Post by **Cleopas** » 11 Nov 2006, 23:44

Yes ... now I remember why I dislike mathematics ... I was c rap at it at school.

Thankfully ... I ... am an artiste, darlings!! Flowers are welcome, thank you!

sicker · Post by **sicker** » 12 Nov 2006, 19:58

Did you know that only 10 people understand binary??????????

Cleopas · Post by **Cleopas** » 13 Nov 2006, 00:51

They're welcome to it ... I have enough problems with understanding English!!!

SoupDragon · Post by **SoupDragon** » 13 Nov 2006, 01:17

sicker wrote:Did you know that only 10 people understand binary??????????

So thats 2 then?