Does anyone want anything from the shop?

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 24 Jan 2007, 19:58

We've run out of ketchup and I'm going to nip out to the shop.

Does anyone want anything?

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 24 Jan 2007, 20:08

No thanks, Dada, but mind you wrap up warm as it's bitterly cold out there!!

Jamesie · Post by **Jamesie** » 24 Jan 2007, 20:24

Does the Milton Fry still do deep fried pizzas? Yum yum.

Nelson Hatstand · Post by **Nelson Hatstand** » 24 Jan 2007, 20:27

Yeah - can you get me some rizlas and a pot noodle? Oh, and an elephant's foot bin while you're there.

Bob Jefferson · Post by **Bob Jefferson** » 24 Jan 2007, 20:49

Have you left yet? I could do with some semi-skilled milk, as my mother once famously called it.

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 24 Jan 2007, 20:56

Nelson Hatstand wrote:Yeah - can you get me some rizlas and a pot noodle? Oh, and an elephant's foot bin while you're there.

Gonna make a jumbo smoked noodle sausage, NH????

rapunzell · Post by **rapunzell** » 24 Jan 2007, 21:15

Yeah, if you meet anyone in the shop who speaks gaelic, that would be handy.

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 24 Jan 2007, 21:28

rapunzell wrote:Yeah, if you meet anyone in the shop who speaks gaelic, that would be handy.

I've got a friend who does!!

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 24 Jan 2007, 21:37

Home again. Jiggety jig.

I took a detour for the hatstand and hacked off an elephant's foot. I scooped it out and it's currently curing in my shed. Be ready in the morning Nelly, usual fee of bottle of Laphraoig.

Gaelic dude, papers, milk, fried-up pizza (don't know if they still do them J) - forgot 'em. Got the ketchup - we were having sweet 'n' sour pork.

rapunzell · Post by **rapunzell** » 24 Jan 2007, 21:38

Poppy wrote:
rapunzell wrote:Yeah, if you meet anyone in the shop who speaks gaelic, that would be handy.
I've got a friend who does!!

I don't suppose they're a freerange Porty person?..

rapunzell · Post by **rapunzell** » 24 Jan 2007, 21:41

Dadaist wrote:Home again. Jiggety jig.

I took a detour for the hatstand and hacked off an elephant's foot. I scooped it out and it's currently curing in my shed. Be ready in the morning Nelly, usual fee of bottle of Laphraoig.

Single malt for a foot beats getting a pound coin for a tooth..

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 24 Jan 2007, 21:41

You only want free-range Gaelic speakers?

What's wrong with the factory-bred variety? They still speak the same language, even if they are a bit pasty.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 24 Jan 2007, 21:42

rapunzell wrote:
Dadaist wrote:Home again. Jiggety jig.

I took a detour for the hatstand and hacked off an elephant's foot. I scooped it out and it's currently curing in my shed. Be ready in the morning Nelly, usual fee of bottle of Laphraoig.
Single malt for a foot beats getting a pound coin for a tooth..

It's the going rate.

rapunzell · Post by **rapunzell** » 24 Jan 2007, 21:42

I'm going for organic Gaelic. Probably more expensive though.

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 24 Jan 2007, 21:45

rapunzell wrote:
Poppy wrote:
rapunzell wrote:Yeah, if you meet anyone in the shop who speaks gaelic, that would be handy.
I've got a friend who does!!
I don't suppose they're a freerange Porty person?..

No, sadly not. Teaches at Sabhal Mor Ostaig (with a grave accent above the 'o'

) on Skye.......... from Galway, ROI

rapunzell · Post by **rapunzell** » 24 Jan 2007, 21:48

Awww. If you find one lurking point him in my direction please!

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 24 Jan 2007, 21:56

rapunzell wrote:Awww.

What's worse ... he is co-author of Teech Yersel Heederum Hooderum. I have a copy ... and Dwelly's Dictionary!!

Nelson Hatstand · Post by **Nelson Hatstand** » 24 Jan 2007, 21:59

Dadaist wrote: I took a detour for the hatstand and hacked off an elephant's foot. I scooped it out and it's currently curing in my shed. Be ready in the morning Nelly, usual fee of bottle of Laphraoig.

Nice one. I'll stop off at the dog and cat home on the way round tomorrow morning, and collect those dog foot egg cups and cat foot thimbles you ordered.

rapunzell · Post by **rapunzell** » 24 Jan 2007, 22:02

Kitten slippers!

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 24 Jan 2007, 22:08

rapunzell wrote:Kitten slippers!

Harsh.

But so comfortable.

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 24 Jan 2007, 22:15

Dadaist wrote:it's currently curing in my shed

I'm deeply disappointed in you, Dada.....you have room for anything in your shed??? By now, you should have to put your shoulder to the door to close it.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 24 Jan 2007, 23:08

It's a bit parky in that shed just now. It's a bit like the Tardis really - it's warmer outside.

Just wait though, it'll come into its own this summer.

Oh and also, passing my driving test meant that I'm suddenly lavishing attention on my motor - shed got sidelined like Woody in Toy Story. Car has more flashing lights.

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 24 Jan 2007, 23:14

Dadaist wrote:passing my driving test meant that I'm suddenly lavishing attention on my motor. Car has more flashing lights.

Typical male! Looks aren't everything you know. Your shed won't let you down like your motor did in Halford's carpark, will it???

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 24 Jan 2007, 23:17

Poppy wrote:Typical male! Looks aren't everything you know. Your shed won't let you down like your motor did in Halford's carpark, will it???

It might fly off with Gale

...is your shed called Bob by any chance

SoupDragon · Post by **SoupDragon** » 25 Jan 2007, 00:18

Dadaist wrote:
rapunzell wrote:Kitten slippers!
Harsh.

But so comfortable.

They're purrfect?

SoupDragon · Post by **SoupDragon** » 25 Jan 2007, 00:33

Didn't need anything as I was at Tesco earlier today and bought a drago friut, how could I resist?
Except I'm not sure what to do with it!

The younger clangers think it looks like a Sliveen egg