Who needs Orca's when you can have rampaging bulls

sunnyporty · Post by **sunnyporty** » 15 Feb 2007, 23:18

There was a rampaging bull WITH HORNS in my little town last week. It jumped off the trailer at the Auction Mart ( its a Market Town ) and ran down to the High Street and into Somerfields ( super market ) car park. There it met 79 yr old Nancy ( all 4ft 10 of her ) and decided to toss her in the air leaving a hole in her side , a broken hip, and arm and a very frightened friend . It then ran down the road and on to the railway track where ,after the trains were stopped, was ,with the help of a couple of heifers herded into a field for the night.
Next day it was still in a strop so it was SHOT DEAD .
The joys of living in the country. Nancy is recovering well by the way.

rathbone · Post by **rathbone** » 16 Feb 2007, 09:52

In our little country town last year a whole herd of long horn cattle got out of their field, wandered sedately down the main street and into the allotments, where they proceeded to eat everyone's produce.

None of them were shot.

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 18 Feb 2007, 15:33

A killer whale swam all the way from the Forth Road Bridge onto Portobello Beach, took a dog off the beach and was last seen dragging it out to see just past Musselburgh.

Okay, I made that up but it's so boring here......