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Post by Dadaist » 02 Mar 2007, 13:57

Mmmm.

I just traded in my 1991 Renault Clio (1.4 litre petrol engine) for a 1997 Volkswagen Vento ("Jetta" in the US) which is a more throaty 1.9 litre turbo deisel.

This vehicle fulfils several ambitions :

1. This model (not my actual car!) was used as a police car (in the Netherlands in 1991-96).

2. There's a turbo unit. Ever since playing Steve Jackson's game "Car Wars" in the 80s I've wanted to own a turbo charger.

Here's the picture from the Wiki page of this type of car serving with the Dutch police :

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So what we have is an economical, practical, turbocharged family pursuit vehicle.

Since passing my test I've driven 3 cars - including this one. I lack the technical vocab to describe the handling and suspension so here's my interpretation of taking a corner in each of the vehicles :

1. Renault Clio (1.4) - you are sitting on a metal tray being pulled by a rope along the road. Suddenly, you're pulled left and have to grip onto the edges of the tray. The tray screeches and sparks as you try and hold your arse onto the tray.

2. Peugeot 307 (1.6 - Mrs Dadaist's car) - someone has fitted a miniature railway track on the same left-hand turn. You simply sit on a small train as it smoothly goes round the corner. You are shielded from any engine noise and simply hear a remote "chuff chuff" noise from far away.

3. VW Vento (1.9) - Shouting "wheee!!", you bounce round the corner in a 1970s space hopper. Close by, someone revs a tank engine.


It has only 119,000 miles on it and even came with a blue smiley-faced air freshener. I've since added an alien aquapet on the dash.

Vroom.

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Re: new Dadamobile

Post by Nelson Hatstand » 02 Mar 2007, 14:13

Dadaist wrote:("Jetta" in the US)
Are you translating this for Marguerite the Poet?

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Re: new Dadamobile

Post by Dadaist » 02 Mar 2007, 14:21

Nelson Hatstand wrote:
Dadaist wrote:("Jetta" in the US)
Are you translating this for Marguerite the Poet?
I hope not.

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Re: new Dadamobile

Post by ali » 02 Mar 2007, 14:31

Dadaist wrote:
Nelson Hatstand wrote:
Dadaist wrote:("Jetta" in the US)
Are you translating this for Marguerite the Poet?
I hope not.
I thought Dada was Marguerite the Poet???? :shock: :? :shock:

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Post by Dadaist » 02 Mar 2007, 14:39

I didn't.

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Post by Nelson Hatstand » 02 Mar 2007, 14:39

No - I thought all that was cleared up in the dual thingies thing.

Cleopas was Cleopas. Cleopas was also Messalina. Dadaist has never been anyone but himself, at the same time anyway (cf Surrealist).

MtP was just one crazy lady from the Bay who found us through RFP. I liked her, but I don't think anyone else did.

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Post by Porty » 02 Mar 2007, 14:56

Didn't she elope off with Jackson Cage?

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Post by Dadaist » 02 Mar 2007, 15:01

Porty wrote:Didn't she elope off with Jackson Cage?
No that was Margarita Pracatan.

Pracatan!

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Re: new Dadamobile

Post by Poppy » 02 Mar 2007, 16:08

Nelson Hatstand wrote:
Dadaist wrote:("Jetta" in the US)
Are you translating this for Marguerite the Poet?
Maybe for CatzVP and the other colonials?? :wink:

It's "Jetta" in Europe too, isn't it?

Anyway, hello new DMob! Perhaps your new daddy will fix the size of your photo .... :wink:

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Post by Dadaist » 02 Mar 2007, 16:19

It depends which version of the car you're talking about - I *think*.

MKIII Golf, which this is a variant of, was Jetta in the US and Vento in the UK - but you do get other Ventos, Jettas and Boras here and elsewhere.

All I know is for the particular engine type for this car (A3) - there's such a blizzard of info on the web - and a very well informed and enormous web community.

Not only are there forums for cars, but mechanics armed with digital cameras posting on them - meaning that for any particular make and model you can see - say - a timing belt change procedure in excruciating detail.

Internets is great.

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Post by SoupDragon » 02 Mar 2007, 16:29

So are you going to pretend to be a police car, a la picture, by yelling Da Da, Da Da, Da Da out the window?

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Post by Dadaist » 02 Mar 2007, 16:34

SoupDragon wrote:So are you going to pretend to be a police car, a la picture, by yelling Da Da, Da Da, Da Da out the window?
:lol:

You should see me "singing" along to my favourite techno tracks in the queue for the Seafield roundabout.

NONO

NONONONO

NONONONO

NONOTHERESNOLEEEMEEET

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Post by SoupDragon » 02 Mar 2007, 16:45

:lol: :lol: :lol:

My sis's favourite song looking for a parking space is Sugababes -Round Round

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Post by Poppy » 02 Mar 2007, 16:53

Dadaist wrote:It depends which version of the car you're talking about - I *think*.
MKIII Golf, which this is a variant of, was Jetta in the US and Vento in the UK - but you do get other Ventos, Jettas and Boras here and elsewhere..
How confusing :evil:

As confusing as over-large Images. Hint!!

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Post by Dadaist » 02 Mar 2007, 16:53

When I get home I'll re-size it.

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Post by Poppy » 02 Mar 2007, 16:59

Dadaist wrote:When I get home I'll re-size it.
There's a good lad!!

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