tax accountant jokes

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 02 May 2007, 18:14

I made these up. Tell me what you think.

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Q: What is the difference between a priest and a tax accountant?

A: The tax accountant knows more about you.
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Q: What is the difference between a priest and a tax accountant?

A: The priest only gets to see your soul. The tax accountant sees your bank statements.
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Q: What is the difference between a priest and a tax accountant?

A: The priest will tell you how you'll suffer when you die. The tax accountant will tell you how you're going to suffer *now*.
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Q: What's the difference between a used car salesman and a tax accountant?

A: The used car salesman is interested in how much your car is worth now. The tax accountant is interested in how much it was worth at the beginning of last March.
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foxy · Post by **foxy** » 02 May 2007, 22:46

..nothing funny about accountants, nothing at all, especially when they communicate your total tax bill and you have to write that cheque :

A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live."

The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?"

The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant."

"Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient.

"No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."

kings roader · Post by **kings roader** » 03 May 2007, 09:46

Can anyone recommend a good accountant ? Reasonably priced and reasonably local if possible

Cheers