spoilt ballots win election

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 04 May 2007, 06:49

Scotland's new First Minister "X123" said this morning that he was happy with the result of the 2007 election.

With 1,456,754 MSPs topped up by 0.15 seats on the regional list, X123 is assured power for the next 4 years.

His first appointment, Health Minister "Hello Mum" MSP has said that her main priority will be treating anxiety and incontinence suffered by voting automation companies.

Pal of Porty · Post by **Pal of Porty** » 04 May 2007, 10:09

Congratulations X123.

It just goes to show what can be achieved when you run a campaign that did not utter one single word to bad-mouth your opposing candidates.