Incident on Porty High Street

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 10 Jun 2008, 12:06

Oh how I wished we had CCTV footage.

Mr Balls decided to tie his dog to some of the furniture displayed outside Woodwares, presumably he wanted to go shopping. He was a fellow in his 50's with grey hair and a red coupon.

No sooner had he turned his back to go into the shop when the dog (it went so fast I couldn't tell what kind it was?) took off and high tailed it down the high street, with a bench, 2 chairs and a table in tow. It made an incredible screeching noise that terrified the dog and made it run faster.

Mr Balls went sprinting after the ensemble with a purple face shoutingthe dogs name.. Comedy indeed. It fair brightened up our day and brought a whole new perspective to keeping a dog off the furniture
What next? .

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 10 Jun 2008, 12:47

excellent, wish I'd been there

SoupDragon · Post by **SoupDragon** » 10 Jun 2008, 17:31

Aw I missed it.
Street Theatre at its best and its not even the Fringe yet

Black Mamba · Post by **Black Mamba** » 11 Jun 2008, 14:17

Sandra wrote:excellent, wish I'd been there

I echo that

Robin! · Post by **Robin!** » 11 Jun 2008, 23:41

lmao, that's the funniest thing I've read for ages

Vintage!

magbagpuss · Post by **magbagpuss** » 12 Jun 2008, 09:36

so wish we had seen that , too good for tv , it's how you tell it !!!! big thanks for the best laugh in ages .