I'm newly rich and its Imperative!!

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 03 Sep 2009, 14:34

I got this today and feel I'm in the money:

REV. RICHARD ABEL
Funds Remittance Department
World Bank
Direct Line:+2347093027345

After a joint meeting of the Federal Executive Council (FEC), the Senate Committee on Foreign Debts reconciliation and the Presidential Payment and Implementation Panel on Contract/ inheritance fund under Category, which was addressed and headed by the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Alhaji Umaru Musa Yar'Adua (GCFR). It became imperative to contact you on the subject matter. This meeting was initiated as part of the recent image laundering scheme of the federal government of Nigeria.

During the meeting, so many negative reports were tabled on behalf of our numerous contractors and foreign personnel’s on how unfairly they have been treated and extorted by some corrupt government officials who were vested with the authority to pay them their entitlements. The most annoying and irritating aspect of it all is that they could not effect payment to these foreign beneficiaries after subjecting them to so much stress and trauma. So the WORLD BANK AFRICAN Region Nigeria has being instructed to carry out the payment to you.

So for you to receive your fund which is worth $25M United States Dollars all you need to do is to choose an option amongst the below options on how you will prefer to get your funds.

(1)Online Wire Transfer (OWT)

Full Name:
Full Address:
Phone Number:
Occupation:
Sex:
Age:
Country:
Bank Name:
Account Number:
Swift Code:

(2) Atm Card
Full Name:
Full Address:
Phone Number:
Occupation:
Sex:
Age:
Country:

(3) Certified Bank Draft
Full Name:
Full Address:
Phone Number:
Occupation:
Sex:
Age:
Country:

Kindly choose the method you will like to receive your funds with and get back to me so that we can proceed on this matter abeltransfer@sify.com

REV. RICHARD ABEL
Funds Remittance Department
World Bank
Direct Line:+2347093027345

SoupDragon · Post by **SoupDragon** » 03 Sep 2009, 15:52

Oh can I borrow a million or two until my Microsft lottery winnings come through?
I also seem to be having trouble shipping the trunkbox full of money an African prince wants me to share
Dont worry I plan to use it to buy genuine Japanese Rolex, Acai berries and Tamiflu.
I also had an email offer of £10 off tartan Doc Martens but that may be genuine.

Isn't it wonderful how many Revs, Drs and Profs seem to need to transfer money by contacting us through email.

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 03 Sep 2009, 19:10

Wow - you lucky thing!

Don't forget to give them accurate details on exactly when you're going on holiday and your house will be lying empty and also all your chip and pin numbers and your mother's maiden name - they might need it for something.

Puerto bella · Post by **Puerto bella** » 03 Sep 2009, 22:05

I got that one about 2 weeks ago!

Grunk · Post by **Grunk** » 04 Sep 2009, 16:33

Somewhere there is an African prince crying himself to sleep at night, because he has grown ashamed of his accumulated wealth yet no-one will accept his charity.

Scorpion · Post by **Scorpion** » 04 Sep 2009, 19:53

You've just got to love those lads from Lagos. Always trying to be innovative
and finding new ways to get your beloved bank details

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/28/youtube_419er/

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 05 Sep 2009, 16:41

all i get is offers for drugs to "put your pants in order", "make yourself a hero in her eyes tonight", "enlarge yourself", etc etc

Bob Jefferson · Post by **Bob Jefferson** » 05 Sep 2009, 17:05

Though to be fair, they are all from your wife.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 05 Sep 2009, 17:48

Bob Jefferson wrote:Though to be fair, they are all from your wife.

true, true

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