Getting bagged

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » 19 Aug 2004, 17:22

I got bagged last week in rosefield park, just thought i would announce it.Also got bagged by about 6 other members in the same location at the barbaque, you all have 'Hawkeye's' for members.

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 19 Aug 2004, 18:16

I have never met any other forum member though must pass some of them in the High Street on a Saturday.

Jamesie · Post by **Jamesie** » 20 Aug 2004, 01:19

I had a dream last night in which I met a forum member, but I can't remember who it was. Maybe the person didn't actually exist and thats why I can't remember, I'm just not sure!

Crazy stuff!

James

Jay · Post by **Jay** » 20 Aug 2004, 09:19

As I amble along the prom. tomorrow, enjoying (I hope) the POD, I shall be keeping a jay-eye (can't keep an eagle eye) out for people spladooshing each other! I still have no idea how you do this, as I haven't a clue who anyone is. As I have lived in Porty and Joppa for ten years now, i may have known some of you for years!

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 20 Aug 2004, 17:24

It's so much more fun when you know them but they don't know you! I'm keeping myself well under cover so no spladooshing from me!

flearoy · Post by **flearoy** » 20 Aug 2004, 21:46

i have bagged.

Dadist
Beach Babe
porty
marya
bob
froglette
Hawkeye
kittywink
Bruce ( sadly)
eh...... think that's it.

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 20 Aug 2004, 21:51

I was about to bag someone I thought to be Bob during the week but chickened out as I thought the embarrassment of it not being him would be too much to handle.
This spladooshing/bagging is too potentially stressful methinks.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20 Aug 2004, 21:55

So where was I then?

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 20 Aug 2004, 22:00

So where was I then?

Wednesday afternoon, about 4.00pm, on the High Street, dressed kind of "sporty"?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20 Aug 2004, 22:05

That could be anyone. You'll have to do better than that if you're going to spladoosh me! You can't just accost any bloke on the High Street you know, or you'll get yourself a reputation.

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 20 Aug 2004, 22:13

You can't just accost any bloke on the High Street you know

Spoilsport!

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 21 Aug 2004, 17:16

Marya wrote:
flearoy wrote:i have bagged.

Dadist
Beach Babe
porty
marya
bob
froglette
Hawkeye
kittywink
Bruce ( sadly)
eh...... think that's it.
Well, maybe you got the first two or three on the list but..ahem...I think the rest got you

I could get you too Flearoy! But since I'm permanently under cover I won't

Oh, and bagging Bruce or Porty doesn't count for you I'm afraid!

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » 21 Aug 2004, 17:20

I have bagged Porty Flearoy (dadiast beachbabe but i still need to spladoosh them next time they are in the blue bean).

There goes Hawkeye past my window again. DC Cairns, marya. Thats about it i think.

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 21 Aug 2004, 17:22

Bruce wrote:I have bagged Porty Flearoy .

And it doesn't count for you either!! Doh!

Beach Babe · Post by **Beach Babe** » 21 Aug 2004, 17:37

Epykat

so you're the person walking around Portobello wearing the dark glasses and strange headscarf as part of being undercover

I had been wondering who that odd person was

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 23 Aug 2004, 22:03

Beach Babe wrote:Epykat

so you're the person walking around Portobello wearing the dark glasses and strange headscarf as part of being undercover

I had been wondering who that odd person was

Oi! We'll have less of the headscarf thank you!

bearcub · Post by **bearcub** » 23 Aug 2004, 22:56

I still haven't bagged anyone. Have no idea who anyone is - even though I know some of you live on the same street as me! - although I now meet people on the street and say hello....followed closely by thinking are you *******???

Heading towards paranoia now, thinking everyone is saying "Ha, ha, you're 'bearcub' but you have NO idea who I am!"

Jay · Post by **Jay** » 24 Aug 2004, 10:16

I haven't a clue who anyone is, either.

Shopping in Scotmid is a whole new experience now, as I scrutinise everyone, and wonder ......

And is it my imagination, or do I perceive people scrutinising me, these days, and wondering .............?

But could someone please tell me the difference between bagging and spladooshing? Do you bag someone first and spladoosh them the second time ..... or at the same time ...... ???

mr magnolia · Post by **mr magnolia** » 24 Aug 2004, 13:39

I would guess its a weather dependant thing, Jay. If you happen to feel a bit moody too that would have an effect on the choice of method.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » 24 Aug 2004, 16:36

mr magnolia wrote:I would guess its a weather dependant thing, Jay. If you happen to feel a bit moody too that would have an effect on the choice of method.

Good job I haven't bagged or spladooshed recently then! Continuous rain for weeks, and then my domestic appliances all going beserk on Sunday!!!

I shall try to be

while I'm out and about, in case the urge to bag comes upon me ........... although I still don't know WHO to bag/spladoosh!

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 24 Aug 2004, 19:26

Oh just go for it anyway Jay!! Regardless, we all like to be bagged or spladooshed at least once in our lives

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 24 Aug 2004, 22:35

Yeah, hurry up Jay. Stop pussy footing around. if you haven't spladooshed someone by Monday morning, I for one will be disappointed.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » 25 Aug 2004, 09:05

I'm going away early Friday, and not coming back till late Tuesday, so all Portypersons (Portista) had better look out this evening and tomorrow evening, as I shall have to bag and spladoosh then! :ogre:

(Work uptown, so can't during the day, although I know some of my colleagues are Portypeople and at least read this forum, even if they don't contribute!)

If I get arrested will you get up a campaign for the Portobello One?

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 25 Aug 2004, 09:59

Jay wrote:
If I get arrested will you get up a campaign for the Portobello One?

No Way!! We don't even know who you are.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » 25 Aug 2004, 10:51

Porty wrote: We don't even know who you are.

You will if I get arrested for bagging and spladooshing in Porty High Street (or possibly Scotmid)! It'll be in the paper!

Jamesie · Post by **Jamesie** » 25 Aug 2004, 18:59

Was Bob in the Scotmid Post Office on Monday afternoon trying to send something by special delivery? I just wasn't 100% sure!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 25 Aug 2004, 19:07

Not me. I'm back at work unfortunately, so there's little chance of bagging me during the day midweek. However, if you were to come along to Artefacts on Saturday afternoon there should (hopefully) be some excellent bagging opportunities. On the minus side you might have to do some work!

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 25 Aug 2004, 21:06

[quote="Jay] It'll be in the paper![/quote]

Yeah and we'll erase all evidence of a forum and deny everything you say to the Judge!

You're doomed!

bellybabe · Post by **bellybabe** » 25 Aug 2004, 21:18

Jay wrote:If I get arrested will you get up a campaign for the Portobello One?

Tonight: World Exclusive!!! Porty Bagging Shocker - How the Jay Bird became the Jail Bird!
"It was my virtual friends' fault", sobs Portobello crook, jailed for wanton spladooshing in a public place. The rebel with the hourglass figure was arrested on thursday after blatantly exposing herself in the Portobello Scotmid, calling abusive words such as spladoosh, and threatening to "bag" local shoppers. She was escorted away, laughing maniacally, and was heard by one eye-witness to say "But it's true! I bagged you! I have all the points in the world!!! Hahahaha!!!" As she was put into the police car, she turned to our brave reporter and shouted a bizarre message - "Porty, I'm coming for you next!!!! And your little dog, no, I mean kids, too!"

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 25 Aug 2004, 21:23

Excellent stuff Bellybabe - nearly sprayed my monitor with rum and coke there!

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 25 Aug 2004, 22:27

Excellent performance there Bellybabe. ROTFLMAO!

Jay · Post by **Jay** » 26 Aug 2004, 10:45

Bellybabe - I access this at work, and I am NOT supposed to be laughing hysterically at my screen!

(we need an emoticon for falling about hysterically laughing)

I just wish I could print it off! It's worthy of going up on my wall!

However, I am LEAVING TOWN! If I can get across the Border, I should be safe ............

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 02 Sep 2004, 17:12

Got spladooshed at 7 o'clock this morning by ecm and ali. Bizarrest thing ever: we've worked in the same place for over ten years and I have absolutely no idea who either of them is. More worryingly, ecm knew exactly who I am, while ali "had seen me in the canteen".

Time for a change of image.

mr magnolia · Post by **mr magnolia** » 02 Sep 2004, 17:35

I don't work there.

(Actually since taking delivery of my multi-tabbed doodah I pretty much don't work anywhere)

Is it still OK to use the forum?

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 02 Sep 2004, 19:11

Got spladooshed at 7 o'clock this morning by ecm and ali. Bizarrest thing ever: we've worked in the same place for over ten years and I have absolutely no idea who either of them is. More worryingly, ecm knew exactly who I am, while ali "had seen me in the canteen

Poor Alex,
There you were enjoying your music (what were you listening to before being so rudely spladooshed?), waiting for the bus and then there I was accosting you. You looked very surprised.
If I could've been bothered to get off the bus one stop early on my way back from Tesco tonight at about 6.00pm I could have spladooshed another male member who was walking along past the Blue Bean.
I'm on a roll folks - watch out!!