Stop Press: Portobello Spladoosher Gets Away with It

Jay · Post by **Jay** » 21 Sep 2004, 13:19

Bellybabe, you will be delighted to know I finally spladooshed someone on Monday, but I did not get arrested, even though I was on the High Street when I did it.

I've got my eye in, now ......... :ogre:

bellybabe · Post by **bellybabe** » 21 Sep 2004, 13:27

Yay! Well done! You've done us out of a story though...

I'm still at a grand total of one. I don't think i'm very good at this.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » 21 Sep 2004, 14:07

Well, actually, I cheated - I went into Porty's new office on the High Street, and asked for him

Poppy had been in before me, but had missed him.

And I have NO idea who Check-out Chick is

bellybabe · Post by **bellybabe** » 21 Sep 2004, 14:29

Ooh, that was brave!
I know who COC is but haven't spladooshed her yet...Actually not been in Scotmid since I worked it out!

Jay · Post by **Jay** » 21 Sep 2004, 15:53

Hm - interesting scenario - Bellybabe spladooshes Check Out Chick, and is observed by another POL Person, who then gets 2 for the price of 1!

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 21 Sep 2004, 17:39

Jay said

Hm - interesting scenario - Bellybabe spladooshes Check Out Chick, and is observed by another POL Person, who then gets 2 for the price of 1!

I made sure no-one was about when I bagged Check Out Chick

Must be honest, though: I was trying to be discreet not so much to spare her blushes, nor even to keep a bagging to myself, but to spare my blushes if she hadn't been COC!! I mean, I could have been bagged by a POLer when making an arse of myself in public.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 21 Sep 2004, 21:30

I enjoyed being Spladooshed as I always do the thrice that it has happened to me. Ive yet to be the Spaladoosher.

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 21 Sep 2004, 21:41

So are these spladooshes quite quiet affairs? Sort of like a Masonic handshake? I haven't been spladooshed yet, well not formally at least. Members of the same gene pool don't count!

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 21 Sep 2004, 21:47

They are a funny sort of happening. Both parties are slightly nervous but at different times. There is usually a litltle awkward pause and then a laugh. Its quite nice.

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 23 Sep 2004, 18:57

Porty wrote:They are a funny sort of happening. Both parties are slightly nervous but at different times. There is usually a litltle awkward pause and then a laugh. Its quite nice.

Ahem! Sure you don't want us to leave you alone with your thoughts?