Dreams

Check-out_Chick · Post by **Check-out_Chick** » 15 Oct 2004, 03:26

jus wondered if any1 had interesting dreams latley ...cus last night i had a dream that i was in town n it was REALLY busy loads of people walking about n i kept seeing people wi the t-shirts on ...n i kept trying to get to them to spladoosh them but i couldnt reach them !

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 15 Oct 2004, 07:01

I just had a dream that there was an enormous predatory insect in my bathroom with a shining blue jewel on its back. It was locked in a death grip with its prey, a small mammal - it had its front claws round its neck and had sucked out its brains with two long yellow fangs/probosci. I went to get my camera to take a snap but when I came back it was gone, so I had to return to my previous activity of dancing round a fire in a field somewhere.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » 15 Oct 2004, 10:55

I was dreaming about trying to find a murderer in Ancient Rome - but then I had just been reading a Lindsay Davies before I fell asleep .... (for those who don't read detective stories, hers are set in the Roman Empire)

Check-out_Chick · Post by **Check-out_Chick** » 15 Oct 2004, 12:29

well last night ...well i say last night i mean this morning cus i went to bed at 4 am =S ...anyways i had a dream i was surfing n every one was watching me n a HUGE wave knocked me off my bord ..n i was washed up on the beach n all my friends were there n they picked me up and took me off to the pub....but there was only Bacardi in the pub and i wanted Stella

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 15 Oct 2004, 14:43

Yes, interestingly the BOARD in your dream is actually the board we are all posting on - we SURF our way through cyberspace and end up riding the wave of opinion and discussion. Sometimes you can read the board after having WASHED UP the dishes in your house and you will notice that FRIENDS reunited is also a website, which like this one is open to the PUBlic. And there's probably someone called STELLA too.

INVOICE FOR DREAM ANALYSIS SERVICES - $900

Please make cheques payable to Madame Dada.

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 15 Oct 2004, 19:52

Dadaist wrote:Yes, interestingly the BOARD in your dream is actually the board we are all posting on - we SURF our way through cyberspace and end up riding the wave of opinion and discussion. Sometimes you can read the board after having WASHED UP the dishes in your house and you will notice that FRIENDS reunited is also a website, which like this one is open to the PUBlic. And there's probably someone called STELLA too.

INVOICE FOR DREAM ANALYSIS SERVICES - $900

Please make cheques payable to Madame Dada.

Classic - this could turn out to be a nice little earner for you Dada.

CatzVP · Post by **CatzVP** » 18 Oct 2004, 06:39

I once had a dream that I was a tree....just stood and didnt move (kind off boring actually) can anyone work out what it meant??

Pal of Porty · Post by **Pal of Porty** » 18 Oct 2004, 16:46

CatzVP wrote:I once had a dream that I was a tree....just stood and didnt move (kind off boring actually) can anyone work out what it meant??

Dadaist will tell you things like you are putting down roots, remaining in your comfort zone etc for $900. However I am happy to tell you these things for only $399

mr magnolia · Post by **mr magnolia** » 18 Oct 2004, 17:03

Well

Dada and CoC were close in their connection with boards but in fact in your case Catz

It wasn't a dream - it was a memory.

Not many people know this, and even fewer admit it, but in our previous lives we were ALL trees.

The magnoliettes have actually started a small collection of bits of drift-trees found on the beach. I haven't decided yet whether to tell them the truth or carry on and let them think they are collecting simple bits of drift wood.

Neither have I decided whether to attend that next appointment...

mr magnolia · Post by **mr magnolia** » 18 Oct 2004, 17:06

Mrs M says I am to go quietly.

CatzVP · Post by **CatzVP** » 18 Oct 2004, 21:08

Er...mmm...erm Thank you Magnolia
(catzvp checks for the exit)

Your advice was very good...........
(catzvp makes sure his laces are tied)

That was very good...I I appreciate it....
(catzvp takes two gentle steps backwards)

Really I do....WhatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s that behind you?????
(catzvp runs like hell)

mr magnolia · Post by **mr magnolia** » 18 Oct 2004, 23:18

No problem.

Oh, it probably is me behind you...

General Tactifer · Post by **General Tactifer** » 19 Oct 2004, 00:38

Last night I dreamt I was eating the largest marshmallow in the world, and when I woke my pillow was gone! (Oldies, but goodies!)

CatzVP · Post by **CatzVP** » 19 Oct 2004, 07:22

Lucky you dont sleep with a cat General Tactifer

General Tactifer · Post by **General Tactifer** » 19 Oct 2004, 17:31

CatzVP wrote:Lucky you dont sleep with a cat General Tactifer

Living next door to one is bad enough!

prombabe · Post by **prombabe** » 19 Oct 2004, 20:07

he he he he you were thinking of ME in your Bacardi dream

dont let this PORTY thing take over your mind and enter your dreams........you're to young to be that sad

..........How do you get the logo on at the side of your name ??? XXX

CatzVP · Post by **CatzVP** » 20 Oct 2004, 05:33

prombabe wrote:he he he he you were thinking of ME in your Bacardi dream dont let this PORTY thing take over your mind and enter your dreams........you're to young to be that sad ..........How do you get the logo on at the side of your name ??? XXX

Go to your Profile and Link your name to an avatar (logo) on a webpage Prombabe, simpler that quantum physics!!

Check-out_Chick · Post by **Check-out_Chick** » 22 Oct 2004, 19:59

prombabe wrote:he he he he you were thinking of ME in your Bacardi dream dont let this PORTY thing take over your mind and enter your dreams........you're to young to be that sad ..........How do you get the logo on at the side of your name ??? XXX

hahahaha bacardi is MY drink i think u'll find!...hahaha god ive jus explained tht to my mother!! if u still dunt have it dun by the time u come to visit ill show ya

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 10 Dec 2004, 10:59

I dreamed last night that we all met up to have a coffee (except for DG who had a glass of wine

) and discuss what had happened to Bob. At one point various 'unusual' posters appeared - I seem to remember a gruff German Arms dealer and Wayne Sleep being two of them

The conversation went all over the shop and nothing relevant was discussed. How surprising was that,eh?

At one point though someone counted 36 cups on the table and said "That'll serve the Blue Bean cafe right. Think of all that custom he could have had."
I've got to get myself a life

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 10 Dec 2004, 11:08

Marya wrote:a gruff German Arms dealer and Wayne Sleep being two of them

Dreams are great, aren't they?

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 10 Dec 2004, 11:49

Marya wrote:a gruff German Arms dealer

That would be me

DG · Post by DG » 10 Dec 2004, 12:12

Marya wrote

[/quote]I dreamed last night that we all met up to have a coffee (except for DG who had a glass of wine ) [quote]

Oh dear, I told you that you can't take me anywhere

Apologies

DG

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 18 Jul 2005, 00:01

I had a very vivid dream last night.

Poppy and I were at the airport waiting for a flight out to some tropical island when I suddenly realise that I've only packed underwear, no other clothing, no toiletries, nothing but undies.

Poppy flies into a huge rage and orders me back to Porty to collect my things but when I get back here there is a terrible strom raging, waves crashing over the Prom, hurricane force winds and the like.
I never make it back to the airport and spend the rest of the dream fretting about what she will say/do to me.

I was quite shaken when I woke up.

I blame M and S lemon cheesecake eaten very late on last night and the fact that Poppy is quite scary anyway.

Zargonian · Post by **Zargonian** » 18 Jul 2005, 08:38

I don't think I dream much, but I had an interesting one the other night, may have been due to Tennents lager but not bad all the same.....

Picture the scene:
Edinburgh Castle (the Esplanade), fireworks, 21 gun salute....big bell chiming.....then little old me....armed with my Gibson SG Custom geetar......then......................

NOTHING!...except my alarm clock!

Dillusions of grandeur?

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 18 Jul 2005, 12:20

Re ecm's dream - it's all quite simple, really:

I've only packed underwear

is subconscious guilt about her cheek about Marya's bras looking like squid

Poppy flies into a huge rage

is more guilt after I gently chided her and Epykat about being rude to Marya re her squid bras ... as is

spent the rest of the dream fretting about what she will say/do to me

there is a terrible strom raging, waves crashing over the Prom, hurricane force winds and the like

is Ali's bodily functions (snoring and PJ bottom burps) after all that dairy stuff in the cheesecake

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 18 Jul 2005, 12:21

PS

Poppy is quite scary anyway

Am not!!!!!

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 18 Jul 2005, 12:49

I had a very bizarre dream the other night - it was about two work colleagues getting intimate...

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 18 Jul 2005, 17:29

Sandra wrote:I had a very bizarre dream the other night - it was about two work colleagues getting intimate...

This sounds promising. Any more detail to follow or is it too

.

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 27 Apr 2008, 12:10

I've got to post this as it is so bizarre and I haven't had a forum related dream since the last one I posted about! I rarely dream (either that or I just don't remember them), but once in a while I'll have a really vivid dream and last night's was such a one :

I walked into a kitchen to find my mother and brother sitting at the kitchen table with Ali. My mother died about 18 years ago, but I didn't find it strange to see her there. However, I was taken aback to see Ali sitting there. They were all expecting me to prepare a meal, but the cooker was blocked in by another kitchen unit and there wasn't much food. Still, I struggled to serve up something and Ali went away fairly happy - I think! That's when I got a chance to ask my Mum how on earth she knew Ali.
"Oh, I met him at the Led Zeppelin concert,' she said casually.

She then pointed to a wee bag on the side.

'Mum?' I asked hesitantly. 'Do you realise what this is?'
'Oh yes, of course I do, ' she replied. 'But it's not very good. There's too much parsley in it.'

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 27 Apr 2008, 13:02

Get help quick, Marya!!

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 27 Apr 2008, 18:03

Was it Chemical Ali or are they one and the same?

Talk Porty ~ Portobello

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