yes, we're having a lovely time
and Dadaist has thoroughly embarrassed me with his list of extremely trivial complaints that he decided to use in order to acquire free internet access
to set the scene, he had decided to take the laptop with him when he realised that the hotel had internet access. He was somewhat peeved to discover that the said internet access cost £20 per day - he must have told me that at least 20 times
in order to shut him up, I suggested that he just paid the £20 but that was far too simple. He concocted a list of extrememely pathetic complaints, filled 2 sides of A4 paper with them and then gave it to the manager, all with the intent of getting free internet access
to give him his due, he has been successful and he's most pleased with himself
but everyone knows us now - I went for a massage and the woman knew of us (and this is a huge hotel)
and what were his complaints I hear you ask. Well, I can't remember them all - indeed I think I stopped listening but they were along the lines of "I didn't get a coffee refill at breakfast - I had to help myself" and "there was walnut shell in my Esterhaze cake" and the fact that we had to remind the lady at the desk to give us room keys when we checked in
the other baby has been better behaved and at least she's asleep now
