thankyou mrs surrealist

[Surrealist]

This is just a small note to thank Mrs Surrealist, who I know checks this board occasionally to see what my latest rant has been about, for my lovely scones and clotted cream what she brought back from M&S today.

I was sat drooling at the telly yesterday morning as Delia on the the Saturday kitchen was making scones, and being the lovely lady that she is, Mrs Surrealist has just brought home the lovely gift of scone and cream.

I will endeavour to enjoy said scones as much as possible - check back in this thread for a more detailed explanation, with possible photographs.

[bellybabe]

Any chance of Mrs Surrealist bringing me some too?! Wish Mrs Bellybabe was as thoughtful as Mrs Surrealist <grin>.
Cream tea with scones...mmm...
And in my passion I have sought it out in the far corners of the world...even in a tiny town in the jungles of South America I managed to find somewhere to have afternoon tea with scones and cream...

Where are the pictures to drool over?

I recommend a visit to www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com.

[Epykat]

No such spoiling from Mr Epykat I'm afraid. But, give the poor man his due he did have a bit of a rush on today....what with him pouring half a tin of cream gloss right down the stair carpet..................
Did you know that if you then pour half a bottle of white spirit on same that the glue holding the carpet down nice and flat disintegrates?

[Surrealist]

Scones - a photo story.

One day, Mrs Surrealist prepared a delicious, healthy, low fat snack for her very grateful husband. You should have seen his eyes when he laid them upon the tasty scones. "Mmmm!" he said.



"I'm sure my new online chums will appreciate my pictures of this tasty scone!" said Surrealist.

"Goodness me, won't you hurry up and eat it then!." said Mrs Surrealist.



"But what of our darling cat Chester?" said Surrealist.



"Well, since Chester has been so very well behaved, I have left him a small treat - some of the very same clotted cream that's on your scone! All that remains is for someone to feed it to him.." said Mrs Surrealist.



"I shall hand feed it to him!" exclaimed Surrealist. "After all, every good boy deserves a treat from time to time!"

"Oh, you two!" said Mrs Surrealist, and they all laughed.

The End.

[bellybabe]

Thank you, thank you!
Vicarious pleasure is better than none. Something rather dodgy about me getting excited at online photos of someone else's pleasure, though...

And well done Mr Epykat, we are particularly impressed with the decision to remove glue following disaster!


Bellybabe

[Epykat]

And well done Mr Epykat, we are particularly impressed with the decision to remove glue following disaster!


Bellybabe

Glad he made somebody happy
Needless to say, his scone and cream might not have gone quite the same place as Surrealists!

[tom nimmo]

I had my mate Piers look at these photos and we are both of the opinion that they are in fact a clever hoax. Be very careful what you allow to be published in your name as sometimes all is not as it seems. Just ask my mate Piers if you don't believe me.